(yes, it’s best to do these kinds of things at 3am.)
- number of girlfriends i’ve had: 7
- number of girlfriends who no longer talk to me: 2 (the last 2, actually)
- number of girls i’ve loved: 4
- number of girls i’ve loved that were my girlfriend: 2
- number of girls i’ve loved that were my girlfriend as an adult: 1
- number of “what is this?” relationships that i’ve had: 6
- number of relationships that ended well: 1
- number of relationships that, although they ended poorly, got better: 3
- number of girls i’ve broken up with: 2 ½ (the ½ was a mutual, pre-ordained-type thing)
- number of girls i want to apologise to: all of them.
