my favourite remixes

once again, because i love to enumerate…

i’ve been work­ing on a list of my all-time favourite remixes. pretty sure i’ve got it nailed down solid now. i started from a rough list of 150 (ahem), and i cut it in half and then ranked those. the actual list will floow at a later date — because i’m going to do some­thing cool with it — but here are some comments:

appar­ently, my all-time favourite remixer is the orb. wait, this is not a sur­prise. alex (and his chums) have done hun­dreds of remixes over the past 20 years. no sur­prise that he would lead the pack with 9 remixes. the impres­sive part is 4 in the top 15. the rest of the top remixin’ pack:

  • daniel myer, 5 remixes
  • autechre, 4 remixes
  • under­world, 4 remixes
  • jack dan­gers, 3 remixes

myer, also no sur­prise. autechre, some­what of a sur­prise, as they haven’t done nearly as many remixes as myer and the orb. under­world and jack dan­gers, both def­i­nite sur­prises — i guess i’d expect those num­bers to be higher, con­sid­er­ing the amount of remixes each has done and how much i like their stuff. in ret­ro­spect, how­ever, i guess i just don’t like their remixes as much. espe­cially jack dan­gers — some of his remixes are amaz­ing, but by and large they’re only ok. he does his best with the source mate­r­ial, no doubt, but only a few times has he reached a level of tran­scen­dence, so to speak. [edit: i just went back and lis­tened to jack’s remixes of a bunch of bands. updat­ing my list is necessary.]

other names i was sur­prised to see with just one are:

  • andrew weather­all: he can be kind of samey, it seems.
  • coil: though i sup­pose they haven’t done many remixes for other bands at all…
  • daniel miller, flood, and fran­cois kevorkian: these guys owned remix­ing mute records acts for eight years, and each ended up with one.
  • future sound of lon­don: in the final analy­sis, too sloppy and unfo­cused. burn­ing very bril­liantly when they were on, though. (a lot like their actual career — no way drugs were not a part of this band’s rise and fall.)
  • her­bert: well, he has a schtick, like weatherall.
  • plaid: don’t like their music much, love their remixes. they have a few oth­ers just out­side of the top 75.
  • tom mid­dle­ton & mark pritchard: ok, now i can explain the tech­ni­cal­i­ties. these guys DO amaz­ing remixes, but my cri­te­ria for this list is that a remix improves on an orig­i­nal or takes it in a new direc­tion while retain­ing an obvi­ous link to the orig­i­nal. and that’s why these guys lost: when they do a remix, they write a new song based around a sam­ple or two of the orig­i­nal. ok, it’s amaz­ing, and i love it, but that doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily mean it’s a “remix”. i think this is also why under­world lost some as well, because oth­er­wise i would include their “remixes” of their own stuff.
  • william orbit: like plaid, he’s got a hand­ful lin­ger­ing just out­side of my top 75.

once again, i’ll be post­ing my full lists soon, in con­junc­tion with turn­ing them into a neat lit­tle project (no, i didn’t do a dj mix of them — it’s actu­ally collaborative!).

facebook and twitter, you can suck it

i have read many pieces lately on why face­book and/or twit­ter are bad. these com­plaints seem to have the same source: these ser­vices are pop­u­lated exclu­sively of dullards who will waste your time.

mes­sage to the peo­ple who agree with that state­ment: YOUR FRIENDS ARE DULL AND YOU HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL.

my friends are sources of fas­ci­nat­ing thoughts, have amaz­ing cre­ativ­ity, and do inter­est­ing things. the con­tent they gen­er­ate and share on twit­ter and face­book is excel­lent! i have never felt like any of them waste my time…and if i did, i would either stop fol­low­ing them or i would have the self-control to step up and get away from the com­puter and do some­thing. seri­ously, if you can’t get off of face­book long enough to take a walk or read for 30 min­utes, then it sounds like you’ve got some kind of problem.

yeah, this is the best voicemail i’ve ever received

yes­ter­day, about 2pm. bub­bly ger­man woman:

hello, this is andrea [unin­tel­li­gi­ble] from berlin. i got your phone num­ber from wolf­gang because, umm, i will be com­ing to new york next week­end with my col­league and we are inter­ested to do a fea­ture on the restau­rant. so wolf­gang had sug­gested to call you because he told us that he would be in the, uh, the city on this, um, spe­cial week­end. but now i tried to call you to chat about it and to make [an] appoint­ment for the sec­ond or third [of] may, um…but i didn’t get you! [laughs] um, i’ll try you tomor­row again. ok, bye-bye. thanks!

she hasn’t called yet today. dammit! i want this to be one of those cool wrong num­bers that turns into an inter­est­ing conversation.

[i think it’s legally sketchy and karmi­cally shite, oth­er­wise i’d post the mp3.]

sounds of the universe all in my area

what, you didn’t think i was going to let a new depeche mode album drop with­out a mas­sive review? ha! and, no box yet, it’s deliv­ered tomor­row, but you think i was going to wait until then? ha! i picked it up at best buy on the way home from school. my box comes tomor­row, so i’ll give this one to my brother for his birth­day tomor­row (and he has jury duty all day — shitty coincidence). anyways, after one listen…

some inter­est­ing superlatives:

this is the WORST mixed depeche mode album. a cou­ple track i seri­ously thought the main vocal tracks were left out and just the reverb sends were in. why the hell am i strain­ing to hear the vocals? way to go, guys. relat­edly, this album is utterly vic­tim­ized by the loud­ness war: every track has had the dynamic range squeezed out of it. for glossy pop sin­gles, this works. for an album that wants to have some nuance and have some alter­nat­ing noisy/quiet pas­sages, this is a hor­ri­ble idea.

this is strangest-produced depeche mode album. some really, well, let’s be gen­er­ous and call them “inter­est­ing” choices were made. lots of tracks have old-sounding lit­tle beat­boxes for drums. (i’ll look for­ward to hear­ing these live with eigner so there’s a real beat!) if a track had noth­ing in the way of melody (which a few do), a wall of noise was placed under­neath, as if to dis­tract (or aug­ment) the lack of hummability.

this is the “hello, i’m mar­tin gore, and i’ll be your backup singer this evening” album. (it seems like) every track has mar­tin all over the cho­rus as loud as (if not louder) than dave. that could just be the poor mix­ing, though, it’s hard to tell. mar­tin got jokes on this album, too: “there’s some­thing mys­ti­cal in our genes”, “my lit­tle soul will leave a footprint”…

this is the most redemp­tive depeche mode album. yes, it has more upbeat and hope­ful lyrics than we’re used to, but, more pre­cisely, i was ready to fall asleep dur­ing “come back”. “per­fect” was a lit­tle bet­ter, but holy crap, the last three songs woke me up. but i’m get­ting ahead of myself…

track by track:

in chains”: i like the warbling/droney intro, though i don’t see how it relates to the rest of the song. the song is (one assumes) going to be a great opener for the show. the strange pro­duc­tion works more for this song than some of the oth­ers. love the xylo­phone buried in the back­ground. great vocals from dave.

hole to feed” is hole in the flow and energy of the album between “in chains” and “wrong”. bor­ing. another dave song i’ll skip…actually that’s what i thought after the first lis­ten. on my sec­ond now and i like it more. if it gets cranked up a lit­tle live, it’ll be decent. kinda doesn’t rock as hard as it needs to, and after “in chains” and into “wrong” it makes a lot of sense for it to rock. really weak end­ing, though (kind of a recur­ring theme on the album).

wrong”: i love it, but i already knew that. fits nicely on the album. some­how it reminds me of “nothing”…

frag­ile ten­sion”: almost a great song, doomed by some stu­pid pro­duc­tion ideas. love the verses, but the cho­rus is awful. the gui­tar sounds really out of place here.

lit­tle soul”: kind of seems like more of a sketch for a song than a fin­ished one. both this and “frag­ile ten­sion” don’t seem to end so much as they for­get to keep going. kinda weak, but pro­duc­tion is sorta inter­est­ing. an odd lit­tle tune. i keep think­ing this would be the kind of song mar­tin would nor­mally sing. the lit­tle clank­ing break is evoca­tive of “john the rev­e­la­tor” and “fools”. gui­tar at the end works, but it needs more end­ing (again). know­ing and lov­ing thomas fehlmann, i can already see how he’d remix this and how well i expect it will come out. :)

in sym­pa­thy”: the first song on the album that makes me sit up and OOOOOH. it’s really well-done, it’s catchy, you could kinda dance to it, it’s uplift­ing. great vocals from dave and mar­tin. is this the one peo­ple said reminded them of cause & effect? i could almost see it, but DM have done it much more sub­tly… there’s a high-pitched noise that squeaks around the back­ground of the ends of the verses that reminds me to the intro of the dif­fer­ent mix of “peo­ple are peo­ple”. this will be GREAT live.

peace”: this is the song it’s going to take the longest for my opin­ion to set­tle on. dave has never hit a note that high before! (which means that play­ing it live could be a chal­lenge.) it kinda bugs me that the epic-sounding, slightly omi­nous synths work well with the some­what cheesy lyrics and upbeat cho­rus. it shouldn’t, but it does. damn them and their skill! ;) the high-pitched perc used like a hihat in the left chan­nel is from the same drum machine as used for sven väth’s “an acci­dent in par­adise” — yep, glad i fig­ured that out. :P it does sound like an era­sure song, though. also lacks a real ending.

come back”: kinda sounds like the bea­t­les. i hate the bea­t­les. at first i thought it was the worst-sounding song on the album. now i kinda think it’s like the flip­side to “nothing’s impos­si­ble”. it is long and repet­i­tive, though. these are pretty good lyrics for dave, too. or at least not ter­ri­bly obvious.

space­walker”: ahhh, i’ve always liked the goofy lit­tle instru­men­tals, and this one is in the right place on the album. it’s like “stjarna” meets “the great outdoors”.

per­fect”: the lyrics don’t seem to stick in my head. actu­ally, on sec­ond lis­ten, i like the “i didn’t shoot, i didn’t pull the trig­ger” part. from there until the end is the best part of the song. needs a lit­tle more energy and a solid end­ing for it to be a great song.

miles away/the truth is”: after i saw this was a dave song, i thought “great, it’s the most awk­ward title in DM his­tory, i bet he tried to get all clever with the lyrics”. i was braced for the worst. instead, i got the sec­ond song on the album that made me sit up in my seat and say OOOOOH. well done, mr gahan. have a cookie. fuck, take the whole box. this is the best song you’ve ever writ­ten. the synth melody dur­ing the “you’re miles away” part is fan­tas­tic. the nas­ti­ness of it and the mood of the song reminds me of “some­thing to do”.

jezebel”: thank you for not doing a shitty song in some super-melodramatic voice on this album, mar­tin. lyrics are pretty good, too. i can see him doing this live and enjoy­ing it and me enjoy­ing it. reminds me of marc almond (good thing).

cor­rupt”: clas­sic sleazy mode! well, it’s no “we get wet­ter and wet­ter”, but it’s as sleazy as they get these days. i think this ends the album bet­ter than “the dark­est star”. is there a stu­dio ses­sion of this track? i can see it work­ing as a great full band stom­per. hell, i can even hear a good nick cave cover of this.

this is the only DM album i didn’t imme­di­ately get. i wrote most of this down after one lis­ten, and added to it dur­ing my sec­ond lis­ten. i gotta say, i feel much bet­ter about it now then i did when i first heard it. even the pro­duc­tion kinda makes sense. i think it’s a bet­ter album than PTA is, even though i’d say that PTA has some bet­ter songs. i also think it’s a tran­si­tional album — DM and hillier seem like they planned a trip on PTA and started trav­el­ling on this one. if we don’t get to the des­ti­na­tion on the next album, with hillier still in the car, i’m gonna be disappointed.

maybe the best cover ever…

bohemian rhap­sody” on old com­puter junk:

podcast 095

episode 95
i’ve always been true to you in my own strange way

the klf “born free” the white room sound­track
ein­stürzende neubauten “let­ztes biest (am him­mel)” 1/2 men­sch
solar quest “requiem for a lily” org­ship
pub “this can’t be hap­pen­ing?” the bunker ses­sions
ter­ra­nova “close the door” close the door
curve “cuckoo” cuckoo
era­sure “love is the rage” love­boat
pet shop boys “closer to heaven” nightlife
jah wob­ble “beyond thought” alpha one three
meat beat man­i­festo “house of unique stink” autoim­mune
the cranes “sub­ma­rine” jack dan­gers remix sub­ma­rine
kate bush “be kind to my mis­takes” the hounds of love
swervedriver “duel” mez­cal head
mor­ris­sey “speed­way” vaux­hall and i
zoos of berlin “look­ing for water” life beyond mars: bowie cov­ered
cin­e­matic orches­tra fea­tur­ing roots manuva “all things to all men” every day

http://www.benthic.cc/podcast/podcast.xml

time for a really amazing video

mag­netic fields!


Mag­netic Movie from Semi­con­duc­tor on Vimeo.

with fan­tas­tic sound­track by stephen mcgreevey! (his web­site is ugly, but his work is amazing.)

podcast 094

episode 94
there is no mid­dle ground (or that’s how it seems)

sys­tem 7 “7:7 expan­sion” con­spir­acy edit 7:7 expan­sion
cam­ou­flage “x-ray” soft sin­gle mix x-ray
kraftwerk “radioac­tiv­ity” william orbit remix radioak­tiv­ität
william orbit “bar­barik” trance europe express 3
under­world “please help me” push upstairs
isolée “it’s about” new mix it’s about
hal­lu­ci­na­tor “peo­ple” hal­lu­ci­na­tor
insides “skin divers” eupho­ria
nat­acha atlas & david arnold “one brief moment” one brief moment
u2 “the unfor­get­table fire” the unfor­get­table fire
the mag­netic fields “you’re my only home” 69 love songs
peter mur­phy “a strange kind of love” ver­sion 1 deep
death in vegas “heil xanex” satan’s cir­cus
dia­manda galás “i’m so lone­some i could cry” la ser­penta canta
cur­rent 93 “gothic love song (for n.)” soft black stars
pan amer­i­can “het volk” quiet city
plas­tik­man “in side” con­sumed

http://benthic.cc/podcast/podcast.xml

the pain of the dj

this is the dj mix that wouldn’t die.

it took me — no kid­ding — 3 ½ months to fin­ish it. i started it in the cold dead of win­ter with a spe­cific sound in mind, and i fin­ished it on a warm-ish late win­ter day a week or two ago. along the way, i lost about 33% of the sound i was look­ing for. there were a few tran­si­tion points that i slaved at for weeks on end, try­ing to get the per­fect tracks to drop in. in the end, i had to leave out about six or seven tracks i really wanted to play. so that stinks. on the other hand, i’m now well on my way to another mix, sim­ply based on work i did and then cut, mostly revolv­ing around the tracks i had to leave out.

then again, i had already men­tally assem­bled most of the track­list for yet another mix, which i started work­ing on last night. so that one — a much dif­fer­ent flavour than this one — will see the light of day before the cut­tings from this one, so…

oh, and: the ecsta­tic dub of “enjoy the silence”, while awe­some, is nearly impos­si­ble to mix out of. i knew i should have put together an edit before­hand, like i did with the 808 state, down­load, and hau­jobb tracks.

track­list:

under­world “min­niapo­lis air­waves“
anthony rother “leben“
hyber­na­tion “011001” decem­ber mix
d’lubb machen & vela fea­tur­ing tara busch “rented room” swayzak’s lit­tle dog­gie mix
global com­mu­ni­ca­tion “5.23″
cam­ou­flage “back to heaven“
808 state fea­tur­ing björk “ooops” eric’s cup of hys­te­ria remix
chris + cosey “dri­ving blind” vapour­space moist and sexy remix
lau­rine frost “papil­lon“
depeche mode “enjoy the silence” ecsta­tic dub
richard davis “details“
new order “thieves like us” dub
junior boys “no kinda man“
enigma “the alchemist“
front 242 “crushed“
tang kai “fur­ther away“
b! machine “right sided bloom“
down­load “atta­lal” bios­phere remix
nitzer ebb “come alive“
mlada fronta “oxy­des” gom remix
grid­lock “song23“
code­base “esperanto“
dub tay­lor “8-track dub“
basic chan­nel “e2e4” basic reshape
hau­jobb “x-flow”

the dreaming

dream i had last night:

while googling kate bush lyrics, i some­how man­aged to acci­den­tally post an inter­ra­cial orgy fan­tasy to my blog*. all of my friends were so impressed with my hon­esty and open­ness, that they all asked me to post their cra­zi­est sex­ual fan­tasies to my blog as well, but anonymize them along the way. many of the fan­tasies over­lapped, so i asked peo­ple that if i could intro­duce them to some­one who would ful­fill their fan­tasy, should i? many said yes, so i did. i then spun my idea into a multi-million dol­lar website.

*  nota bene: not a fan­tasy i actu­ally have.

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